Theme Parks - #9
Wednesday, April 2nd
9. Terrors of the Deep, Sea World.
Still open
OK, OK…This is not a closed attraction, but as far as I can tell from all present day paraphernalia, the name has been changed to Shark Encounter. Aside from this bothering me because sharks are not the only thing you are encountering, in my opinion it’s a little deceptive to lure vacationing families in to “encounter” sharks. “Encounter” makes it sound like you’re going to accidentally run into your weirdo neighbor at the grocery store and it’s gonna be all awkward.
O HAI! C’mon, let’s encounter one another!